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Funny Detective Quote T-Shirt | 'Lesson One' Silhouette Graphic Tee for Men

Funny Detective Quote T-Shirt | 'Lesson One' Silhouette Graphic Tee for Men

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Every great detective has a first rule. What's yours? 🕵️

Dark, dry, and delightfully clever. The Lesson One tee features a bold detective silhouette paired with a quote that hits different depending on who's reading it. Whether you're a true crime fan, a mystery lover, or just someone with a dry sense of humor — this one's for you.

Why You'll Love It

  • 🕵️ Original GudTimez detective silhouette design — bold, minimal, and striking
  • 👕 Premium soft-touch cotton — comfortable enough for a stakeout
  • 🎨 Vivid DTG print that stays sharp wash after wash
  • ✂️ Classic unisex fit — relaxed, true to size
  • 🧐 Perfect for anyone with a dry, dark, or clever sense of humor

Perfect For

True crime podcast listeners, mystery novel fans, the friend with the driest humor in the group, or anyone who appreciates a graphic tee with a little more depth than the average joke shirt.

Details

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Print method: Direct-to-garment (DTG)
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Fulfilled via Printify — ships in 3–7 business days

Sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL — see size chart for measurements.

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